releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via fuckyeahloldemort)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

For somebody whose job it is to literally befriend strangers, I have a serious inferiority complex.

wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

(via bisexualjo)

awestiles:

You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.

(via ayymarymar)

multicolors:

And I can have my dream house and make myself hotter than I am irl

(via sophisticatedsideponytail)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via kanyewesticle)

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

(via sophisticatedsideponytail)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

HUMAN DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN

(Source: animalgifdaily, via sophisticatedsideponytail)

(Source: honehhboii, via vampirevvekend)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via populationtyre)